Chuck
"I can't...I got a boner!"
"Japan fuckin' rocks!" - In Japan
"I'm not gay!"
"This is fuckin’ hard."
"Are you talking about my penis?"

David
"Do you guys remember that?"
"It's 10! 10:03 AM! We're in New York City in a fuckin' hotel... and that's what we're doing in New York City?! I don't think so!"
"Doesn't look too goo-ood!" - In a store looking for 'No Pads, No Helmets..Just Balls'
"Look! Sushi!" - Pointing to Chuck
"I'm going on stage to rock those kangaroos and koalas." - In Australia
"We’re here… in Times Square…in New York."
"You know what? This is Alcatraz, and the food SUCKS there!"
"Oh that’s greeeat!"
"Seb was, uh, acting pretty early and Seb’s acting was so fuckin’ unbelievable. I took pictures like a fuckin’ tourist…you know." – about Seb’s acting in I’m Just A Kid
"Do I look like Jeff?"

Jeff
"I love quickies!" - Talking about answering questions
"I need the music, I need the, you know, vibe, the atmosphere, the booze, please!" - Talking about dancing
"I'm too shy! Quit it, I can't do this!"
"I look way better than Moby!"
"I’m gonna win millions of dollars!"
"We’re leaving on tour!"

Pierre
"It's drunknakedpierre.com" ? Talking about a website they could make about him when he?s drunk
"But you know what? I don't give a fuck 'cuz that's how I do. See, I could be sick, I could be in pain, I could have a knife sticking... up my ass and if I have to play, there's no fucking around man, I'm gonna play. And I'm gonna give it all I got, 'cuz it's all I've got." - Before a show
Pierre: "We aren't into the whole drugs thing?
Interviewer: "If you had a lot of money, where would you spend most of it?"
Pierre (right away): "Drugs." (Everyone laughs)
"The guy's fuckin' dead. Later on, when he sleeps I'm gonna dump some fuckin' yogart down his shorts." - Talking about revenge on Chuck
"It's my elephant. I bought a drawing of an elephant and I'm gonna say we saw an elephant. (In a dreamy voice) Elephants... it's all about elephants, man."
"I'm moving around like this 'cuz I think it's fuckin' fun." - In Australia
"This is where the engineer, like, works here and says… “do it again…it sucked."
"Today we’re going to sing The Worst Day Ever, because my vocal chords have been having the worst day ever."
"We’re taking this shit I sang last night and try to make it sound decent."
"Don’t listen to him. He’s had a little bit too much to drink." – about Seb
"Tonight we’re going out. We’re gonna hit the town, baby!"
"We’re gonna go workout today. This is my workout outfit."
"To the trailer!" – after the album photoshoot
"Alright, let’s make a movie… uhhh, video."
"What the fuck is up with that? I’m sick, I feel like I’m gonna puke my guts out, we’re making a fucking video… better be good!"
"I have to drive this… we’re gonna die!"
"For the record, that’s not my dad."
"I’m about to apply the sperm in my hair, as you’ve seen before. Not there yet… I have to extract it."
"We’re in Germany… we just got here. Smells good."
"Welcome to… where are we?" – in Germany
"Guten tag, mother fuckers!"

Seb
"When there's no top on the bus, it's windy!" - On an English bus
"When I'm gonna be like, you know, 80 and all wrinkled, I'm gonna be like 'What the hell does SP mean?' and I'll be like 'Ah! I remember!'" - While getting tattoo
"I am Sebastien and I play in pop-rock band Simple Plan."
"This is too beautiful."
"I’m gonna come to your house, and I will cut you!"
"I used to clean the stupid toiletsat my stupid high school."
"This is the shower, this is the toilet, and this is the sink and that’s all we have to show you now." – giving a tour of the recording studio
"I need water! Give me water… please! They’re all empty!" – during filming of "I’d Do Anything"

Pat
"We found a bird with the same haircut as David. *pause* The comparison is uncanny." - At a zoo
"We had this weird experiment. We thought Pierre would be better looking overseas, but he’s not." – in Germany
"The official headcount is about… twelve people."

Multiple
Pat: "When you say you were signed individually, basically, you didn’t know each other before this band?"
Pierre: "No. We were actually manufactured, as many fans say."
Pat: "And…" *laugh* "…the friendship? It’s all fake?"
Pierre: "Oh yeah, I don’t like those guys. Like… no, no."
Pat: "And on a personal note, you know what? If I wasn’t paid, I certainly wouldn’t be hanging out with you guys."

Pierre: "For a good workout, you start with the treadmill. Now get some fruit, bro."
David: "You gotta eat some calories. Banana!"
Pierre: *juggling oranges on the treadmill* "This is a good workout."

David: "Photoshoot… for the album cover."
Pat: "Who the fuck would ever wanna take pictures of you?"

Piere: "It’s honeymoon night. We’re getting laid. That’s the photoshoot… I’m getting laid."
David: "Oh, that’s fun!"

Pierre: "…and then I apply the, uh…" – talking about his hair
Pat: "Sperm." *laughs*

Pierre: "I puke all day… I feel like shit."
Pat: "You smell like shit."

Pat: "How would you describe you in four words?"
Pierre: *thinks, then smiles* "Very good in bed."

Seb: "You didn’t film this, did you?" – in Germany
Pat: "Yup"
Seb: "Fuck! What for?"
Pat: "’Cuz it’s funny."
Seb: "Well, it might be funny to you, but it’s not funny to me."

About Chuck
"Let’s talk about Chuck. Chuck will totally do everything for this band." – David
"You know, Chuck’s a very intense person. He’s very passionate. He’s always on the phone, always working, but, you know, that’s very motivating. It’s like, I just, like, being around him just, like, pushes me too. I just… I dunno where he gets all that energy, all that passion." – Jeff
"He’s always, like, the one who… who is gonna do the mature thing. And he’s always the one who’s working and thinking about what we can do to, you know, to make ourselves better, and to just, you know, to make this band last longer, and to be better." – Pierre
"I know he’s gonna answer the phone at 3 in the morning, and… and that will be, you know, he will totally be, uh, willing to help me and to see, you know, to do everything he’s got in his power to, uh, to either fix the problem or to make it easier." – David
"He’s the one that works hard, you know? And that gets… that helps this band grow, you know? He’s the main reason why we’re where we are today. But at the same time, he didn’t lose, you know, perspective. He still remembers how we were in the beginning and whenever, you know, we do something new, something big, or something different, he’s always gonna go ‘Guys! Do you realize what this means? Do you realize where we are now? Just us? Five guys. Still doing what we’re doing right now.’ And it’s like, ‘You know what, Chuck? You are so freakin’ right!’ He always makes us look at the good side of being in a band. So, thank-you chuck for always… for always making me look back, and always making me appreciate what we’re doing now. That’s crazy." – Seb

About David
"I think the coolest thing about David is that this guy will do anything to make us laugh, and to make everybody around laugh. He doesn’t care if you don’t know him, if you’ve never met him before, or what not, he just wants to make people laugh and make them happy, and… I think… I truly admire how he can entertain himself and other people with nothing… at all." – Chuck
"All he does all the time is say jokes, and he does nothing else but say jokes, and he does nothing else but make me laugh. Like, if we’re on stage together, he’ll start spitting on, you know, Pierre, or, like, throw pics at my head. Or like, you know, if we’re off stage… Oh! Dude, David’s got the worst jokes EVER, but they’re, you know, it’s always good to…to have something to laugh about. If it’s the fact that it’s bad, then it’s still good. David’s just a goofball, total idiot-type person that likes to make people laugh." – Seb
"He’s really ADD. But that’s, I think, that’s the beauty of his personality, you know? He sees something and he runs after it, you know? He sees something else, and moves on. He can’t concentrate for more than three seconds at a time." – Jeff
"He’s always the prankster trying to make people laugh. And, like… he’s just always pulling pranks on people, and, like, doing stupid shit that just always makes me laugh." – Pierre
"You’ll get prank calls at the end… you know, the middle of the night and you’ll be like ‘Who’s that?’ And then eventually you’ll realize ‘It’s David!’" – Jeff
"I think it made our chores a lot more fun to have him around, you know? Like, fucking shit up and throwing his bass on stage and being a total idiot." – Chuck

About Jeff
"My favourite thing about Jeff is the fact that, uh, having friends, or having brothers, or, is really, really important to him. If something happends to him, or something happends to me, I know he’s always the one guy that’s gonna come and say ‘You know what? If you wanna talk about it, we can talk about it.’ And that’s… that’s probably the best part about Jeff." – Seb
"He’s always there, and if you need someone to hang out with, or even talk to, or whatever, he’s always there. He’s always, you know, gathering friends and having a good time, and always ready to drink with me, and just… you know, enjoy life." – Pierre
"I think the thing that I like the most about Jeff is… is absolute devotion to trying to be the best, um... trying to be the best guitar player he can be. Always practicing, always spending time, like learning new stuff. This guy will, like, even when he’s on days off, he’ll just practice and practice and practice, and play and play, and learn new songs. So that’s something that I truly admire… it’s fuckin’ rad, and, you know, I think he brings up our band to the next level, and I think it’s awesome." – Chuck

About Pierre
"Pierre, like, is always laughing around, being funny, partying... just being a very, like, easy-going and socialable person." – Jeff
"This guy will do anything for a party. He is the... I definently think he is the party animal." – David
"I’ve known Pierre for, like, the last eleven years, and, um... the fact that we’re still friends today is beyond me. I fuckin’ love the guy to death." – Chuck
"If I wanna watch a movie, we’re always gonna wanna watch the same movie. Or, you know, if we wanna go eat somewhere, we’re gonna wanna eat at the same place. Or, you know…it’s just the little stuff. Like, we really get along." – Seb
"He’s just like, a really… I dunno, he’s really happy, and he… uh, he knows how to have fun…that I can tell you." – David
"He just likes to have a good time, so I really like to hang out with Pierre." – Seb
"He has an amazing talent. He’s one of the…he’s an amazing songwriter. He just comes up with ideas all the time, and I truly admire how gifted he is. The coolest things I ever did in my life, I did with Pierre. Whether it was our first band, or this band right now, and… I’m just fuckin’ proud to call him my friend." – Chuck

About Seb
"I think Sebastien is probably the nicest human being I ever met in my whole life." – Chuck
"Sebastien’s always the guy who… if you need to talk to someone, you can always go to him. Or, he’ll just always listen. He’ll just always be nice." – Pierre
"That guy’s just laughing the whole time, you know? He’s got a big smile on his face the whole time. He’s gonna pull any jokes from The Simpsons, like in every circumstance, and he’s just, like, super funny because of that." – Jeff
"Sebastien is, is the… sweet one. You cannot not like him." – David